Flattering Pickup Lines

1. You must be the real reason for global warming.

2. If you are as beautiful on the inside as you are the outside, then your soul must be stunning.

3. I have never seen that exact color anywhere else except your eyes.

4. If you are as intelligent as you are beautiful then you must be a rocket scientist.

5. If I had a rose for every time I met someone as beautiful as you, I’d have only one rose.

6. Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of expensive cars, fine wine…and you.

7. If sexy was a crime you’d be guilty as charged.

8. Girl, you got more curves than a race track.

9. If people needed their beauty sleep in order to look good, you could stay up all night
10. I thought diamonds were the most beautiful thing until I laid eyes on you.

11. They must have been crazy to let an angel as beautiful as you out of heaven.

12. I thought I saw two sapphires sparkling from across the room. Then I realized it was your eyes.

13. I was wondering if you had a moment to spare for me to admire you up close.

14. If your eyes were the ocean, I’d be lost at sea right now. Excuse me, I am looking for directions to the quickest way to your heart.

15. I like a woman who looks like an angel but has a little bit of the devil in her eyes.

16. So you must be the reason men fall in love.

17. If you were a book at the library, I’d definitely be checking you out.

18. When you step outside, I bet the flowers bloom just for you.

19. If you were a teardrop, I’d never cry for fear of losing you
20. You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business. Someone should call the bomb squad because baby, you are the bomb.

21. I see curves ahead and I have no brakes.

22. Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?

23. You are so beautiful you should be on the cover of Vogue.

24. Have you always been this beautiful or did you have to work at it?

25. Ten years from now I bet you will still look this good.

26. Other than just your natural beauty, what is your secret to looking this good?

27. I bet the stars are envious of your eyes.

28. I like someone with a sense of fashion and knows how to dress good.

29. I am going to need a glass of cold water to cool me off because you are so hot.

30. I am pressing charges against you for stealing my heart.

31. You should be ashamed of yourself (When they ask “For what?”) For driving all the guys crazy.

32. If you were a laser, would you be set on stunning?

33. I bet the sun rises just to see you smile.

34. Hey, weren’t you Miss Texas (or state of your choice).

35. If I were a judge in a pageant, you’d get my vote.

36. I’ve had a really bad day today but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

37. They say that milk does the body good and you are definitely proof of that.

38. If anyone should faint, please don’t stand over them. Otherwise they will think you are an angel and they have died and gone to heaven.

39. I am not really a heavy drinker but being around you is intoxicating.

40. If this place is a steak house, you must be the prime rib.

41. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

42. I bet you need a map to find out how far those legs go up.

43. I bet there are plastic surgeons who can’t get legs to look that good.

44. What do you do for a living besides getting all the guys to fall in love with you?

45. Your father must have been royalty to make a princess like you.

46. I bet the wind blows just to feel how gorgeous your hair is.

47. If your father was Chuck Norris, I’d still ask you out on a date.

48. Have you ever been arrested? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.

50. I never believed in heaven until I saw you.

51. I bet all the goddesses of love and beauty write to you for advice.

52. Of all the paintings and artwork ever done of beautiful women, they all fall short of you.

53. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look really bad.

54. Have they ever named a hurricane after you? Because you are definitely blowing me away.

55. Your father must have been an alien because there is nothing else like you on this earth.

56. Does the ocean sigh in relief when you go for a swim?

57. You know, artists have tried for centuries to capture the beauty that you possess.

58. You can never take a trip to Alaska. (When they ask “Why?”) Because you would melt all the ice.