More Dirty Pick Up Lines

1. Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You're halfway through our dirty pick up lines collection!

2. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

3. I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

5. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

6. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

7. Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

8. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

9. There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

10. Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long!

11. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

12. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

13. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

14. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you

15. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

16. Can you lick your nipples?[No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?

17. Hi. Are you cute?

18. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

20. (after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once!

21. What winks and f***s like a tiger? (Wink)

22. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

23. (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

24. That shirt is very becoming on you. But then if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

25. I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?

26. Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

27. I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!

28. Who's your friend?

29. I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

30. I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

31. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

32. Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!

33. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

34. Hey...did I mention I go down like a ship?

35. Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!

36. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?

37. F*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me...

38. I could hear your c*ck talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

39. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

40. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

41. Hi, do you believe in one night stands?

42. Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

43. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

44. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

45. Do you live on a Chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise c*ck!!

46. (When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat? Want me instead?

47. Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

48. Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

49. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

50. (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

51. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f***.

52. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!